What you don't want to hear

Here are some things you don't want to hear.

 From you doctor:

1. Ok, how has your new prescription working?  What do you mean a rash, you shouldn't have any side affects......  Oh, your name wouldn't be Ms. Mcaffer, would it?

2. The wrist bones connected to the ankle bone, the heart bones connected to the....

3. Ok, your rectal exam is done....  Where did my watch go?

From the police:

1. Are you bribing me with doughnuts?  

2. Get em tiny!

From the bomb squad:

1. Damn, is now a bad time to tell you I'm color blind.

2. What the fuck is that?

3. Whoops.

4. RUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

From a redneck:

1. Where's mah shotgun.

2. Hey ya'll watch this!