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Slow down or stop

Views(474) Created(5-23-08) Category ( Other )

Ok, I know this one is kinda old but I like it.

 

A hotshot exec was racing down the road one day when he came to a stop sign.  He slowed down, saw that no one was coming and sped off.  He didn't make more than fifty feet down the road when a cop pulled him over.  The officer asked for his license and registration.  The exec was annoyed.  "What did I do?"  The officer remained calm.  "Sir you failed to stop at a stop sign.  Thats a misdemeanor."  The officer again asked for the mans license and registration.  The exec was steamed.  "You pulled me over for that.  You could be out catching real criminals and you pull me over for that!"  The officer maintained his composure.  "Sir, I have my job to do.  Now I may see your license and registration please."  The exec throws his license at the officer.  "Here, now why don't you go eat a donut you fat pig!"  The officer has had enough.  He asks the man to step out of his car and then pulls his nightstick and proceeds to beat the man over the head, after several strikes the officer asks the man.  "Now, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop!"



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On May 29th 2008 XxpreppyemoxX Said :
XxpreppyemoxX aww poor guy
On May 25th 2008 scwbandgeek12 Said :
scwbandgeek12 well i think it was funny... =]]]
On May 25th 2008 scwbandgeek12 Said :
scwbandgeek12 well i think it was funny... =]]]
On May 25th 2008 rosebrugh Said :
rosebrugh it wasn't funny! that is just plain stupid!
On May 25th 2008 oxXxlovelyxXxo Said :
oxXxlovelyxXxo HAHAHAHAHA...NO.
On May 24th 2008 BlueChocolate Said :
BlueChocolate i get it but it wasnt funny :/
On May 24th 2008 BlueChocolate Said :
BlueChocolate i get it but it wasnt funny :/
On May 24th 2008 nosurewhattodo Said :
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that was lame i dont like it
On May 23rd 2008 geli01 Said :
geli01 ohhhhh . i get it. nvrmnd !
On May 23rd 2008 geli01 Said :
geli01 where is the word hurl in this joke ? i dont get it . . . :P HELP !
On May 23rd 2008 Caseitta Said :
Caseitta yeah why would you hurl? and i kinda didnt get it so i juss asked my teacher wich explained it to me lmao
On May 23rd 2008 hirschey11 Said :
hirschey11 haha that was a good one! never heard it but i loved it!
On May 23rd 2008 meg84me Said :
meg84me Why would you hurl????
On May 23rd 2008 Dancingurl101 Said :
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funny, but what is the point? do you want to make me hurl?