Pervert

Ok, you may have heard some of these but for those you haven't heard enjoy.  Oh, and the answers are at the bottom.

A. What is hard, thick and makes women crazy?

B. What is six inches long, three inches wide and drives women wild?

C.What is pink, goes in hard, comes out soft and likes to be blown?

D.What gets long when you jerk it, fits between tits, slides in a hole and loves to be pulled?

E.  It goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer its in, the better it gets. When it comes out, it drips and sags.

F. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

G. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.

 H. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job.

Answers:

A. A mans wallet.

B. Money.

C. Bubble gum.

D. A seat belt.

E. A tea bag.

F. A wedding ring.

G. An elevator.

H. A thooth brush.

Yeah I know what you were thinking.  But I don't really mind.  Hope you liked.