Stupid

Ok, I know most of these are stupid or lame but I don't care.

 Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks.

A blond walks into a bar, the redhead looks at her and says "Dumbass, your supposed to dance around it not into it."

George Bush walked into a bar, Bill said "Oops, sorry." And zips up his fly.

A deer, a duck, a skunk, and a turtle walk into a bar.  The bartender says "Drink are one dollar."  The deer give him a buck, the duck gives him a bill, but the skunk only has a scent so he asks the turtle to help him out.  "Hell no!" the turtle says, "I shelled out for you last week."

Yo mamma so dumb, she walked into a bar, said "ouch" and got up and walked into it again. 

Chuck norris walked into a bar, the bar said "ouch".

Superman walked into a bar, and a brick wall, and a steel girdur, and a dump truck until a cop finally stopped him and said "Superman your drunk, go home."  So he walked into the cop.