Dirty Jokes

I know some of these have been posted but I havn't found all so here goes.

 The American Dental association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%.  suck a dick and save a smile.

 If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it?  A fucking goodyear.

 Sex is like playing spades.  If you don't have a good parter, you better have a good hand.

Big bad wolf told little red riding hood lift your top so I can suck your tits.  "No!"  She said lifting her skirt.  "Eat me like the fucking book says."

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool.  The cat fell in and the rooster laughed.  The cat said.  "A wet pussy always makes a cock happy!"

Women have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make bonless things hard.

I thought some of you might find some of these funny.