The new recruits

A platoon of army trainees was having trouble getting used to their training, so their drill instructor dicided to give them a little pep talk.

 "You see that group of recruits there"

The instructor points to a new platoon that just arrived to the base.

"If you don't shape up they're going to do to you what them aliens do to everyday americans round the country."

The instuctor noticed one of his trainees tense up alot, and decides to focus on him.

"Well is that good enough motivation for you?"

The trainee seems scared stiff.

"Sir, yes sir, I ain't gonna let no one go and probe me sir."

Another trainee behind him perks up, much more pleased then his fellow recruits.

"Oh, is that what he meant?"