The world we live in.

Ok, this is my first joke so if it isn't good just let me know.

A mobster just finished eating at his favorite resaurant and was about to drive home when he was approched by an arabic man.

"Get out of the car and give me you keys"

Not wanting any trouble, he complied.

Once the theif was in the car the mobster hightailed it back to the resaurant to get help.

He was no more the twenty feet away when his car exploded, frying the would be theif.

Not knowing what had happend, the mobster took a cab home.

Upon entering his house he met his wife, who was on the verge of tears.

"What happend honey?" The mobster said.

"Oh God, I heard you were dead.  Someone in the family had put a hit out on you and booby traped you car."

At that point the mobster began laughing hysterically.

"Is that it, I thought it was another of those Al Quida attacks."