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Fart Football

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FART FOOTBALL

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7"

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.

The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides"




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On August 23rd 2007 missbody07 Said :
missbody07 lmao
On August 14th 2007 raventpox Said :
raventpox lmfao, omg that was funny
On July 29th 2007 Cowie95 Said :
Cowie95 lol
On July 29th 2007 Autumnr1 Said :
Autumnr1 ewww yuck
On July 29th 2007 ryroxy18 Said :
ryroxy18 eww thats nasty but funny i give u props for that one
On July 29th 2007 ChaychayNY Said :
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hahahahhaa omg so funny =p
On July 29th 2007 dynasty001 Said :
dynasty001 i already heard this one a thousand times.
On July 29th 2007 tross85 Said :
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I think this is the funniest joke i ever heard. I never laughed as hard as i did. You should write more of these.
On July 27th 2007 blah2blah Said :
blah2blah lol thats disguisting
On July 27th 2007 skttllvr Said :
skttllvr lol..that was hilarious!!!
On July 27th 2007 TaUroNui Said :
TaUroNui lol that is so gross
On July 27th 2007 cassiegiraffe Said :
cassiegiraffe ew. and already posted.
On July 27th 2007 playgirl93 Said :
playgirl93 ha ha thats hilarious.
On July 27th 2007 jeuru Said :
jeuru man that's funny i was crying i loke this alot it reminds me of family guy
On July 27th 2007 Rosevball24 Said :
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that is funny n nasty at the same time
On July 27th 2007 Rosevball24 Said :
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that is funny n nasty at the same time
On July 27th 2007 ruler0penguins Said :
ruler0penguins nasty but FUNNYY
On July 27th 2007 saythissooner Said :
saythissooner meh
On July 27th 2007 Purplekirby Said :
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Uh...Eh...OMG THAT IS HIGH-LARIOUS!!!
On July 27th 2007 monkeyboy80 Said :
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Thats awsome!!!
On July 27th 2007 djnynelson Said :
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Pretty good
On July 27th 2007 MikeyLH Said :
MikeyLH I've heard this once before and it's still so damn funny to this day.
On July 27th 2007 angie671 Said :
angie671 that's funny
On July 27th 2007 lilhanz94 Said :
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hahaha thats pretty god dam funny well done
On July 27th 2007 AdmitOne06 Said :
AdmitOne06 haha. awesome =]