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Harry is unable to perform sexually.  He goes to his doctor

who tries a few things.  Nothing works, so the doctor refers

him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says "I can cure this." He throws a white

powder in a flame.  There is a flash of billowing blue smoke.

He says "This is  powerful medicine.  You can only use it

once a year.  You say '1 2 3' and it will rise for as long as

you wish."

The guy asks "What happens when it's over, and I don't want

to continue?"

The medicine man replies "All you or your partner has to say

is '1 2 3 4' and it will go down.  But be warned, it will not

work again for another year."

Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and

prowess.  That night, ready to surprise Joyce, he showers,

shaves, and puts on an exotic shaving lotion.  He gets into bed,

and lying next to her, says "1 2 3."

He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life,

just as the medicine man had promised.

Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks "What

did you say 1 2 3 for?"

And that is why you should not end a sentence with a

preposition.