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The River

Views(762) Created(7-4-07) Category ( Men )

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof!
God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof!
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river.
Poof!
He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.


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On July 6th 2007 ieatpuppies Said :
ieatpuppies sounds like my last vacation...pretty funny
On July 6th 2007 inlovewithc17 Said :
inlovewithc17 lol that is the funniest thing ive ever heard and totally true lol
On July 6th 2007 SushiGirl007 Said :
SushiGirl007 I love it!!!
On July 6th 2007 SushiGirl007 Said :
SushiGirl007 I love it!!!
On July 6th 2007 georgiaizere12 Said :
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O cumon x it was going to happen..
On July 6th 2007 HeatherRobotic Said :
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I LOVE THAT! :D
On July 6th 2007 fieryredhead23 Said :
fieryredhead23 i really like that one it was so funny
On July 6th 2007 BJAlove Said :
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haha. thats good. WOMEN RULE!
On July 6th 2007 BJAlove Said :
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haha. thats good. WOMEN RULE!
On July 5th 2007 1CARMELLA1 Said :
1CARMELLA1 lol girl power
On July 5th 2007 xoxdanicaxox Said :
xoxdanicaxox lol hilarious. proves that women r smarter!
On July 5th 2007 JohnnyDepp007 Said :
JohnnyDepp007 We men got brawn, not brain, okay?
On July 5th 2007 tedderbear08 Said :
tedderbear08 Well women are smarter!! its funny
On July 5th 2007 krjh Said :
krjh snap rofl
On July 4th 2007 tinkerbell8794 Said :
tinkerbell8794 thank you! one joke that is actually about women being SMARTER than men!
On July 4th 2007 TKCougar20021 Said :
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oh snap u done did it....... girls r smarter eh?
On July 4th 2007 KayBee93 Said :
KayBee93 hell yes!!! xD
On July 4th 2007 Chelly0Belly Said :
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WOO!! Go women!
On July 4th 2007 cassiegiraffe Said :
cassiegiraffe booyah!!
On July 4th 2007 X4packchickX Said :
X4packchickX lol women truly are smarter than men! you know what they say! "God made men first cuz all masterpieces need a rough draft"
On July 4th 2007 lilheartache Said :
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l0l! I agree with that person below me!! l0l!
On July 4th 2007 pjaomseelpah Said :
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see women are smarter than men