famliy camping trip

 John
 woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's
>side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was
>downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid
that he might spoil things by
 getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to'

Bring this note to your beautiful Mummy.' The note read:

The Tent
Pole Is Up,

 The Canvas Is Spread,
 The Hell With Breakfast,

Come Back
To Bed.



Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to
'Bring this to your silly Daddy.' The note read:

Take The Tent Pole
 Down,

Put The Canvas Away,
 The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,

 No Circus
 Today.



John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply.  Then, he asked his son to take it back to 'The lady in
 the kitchen'. The note read:


 The Tent Pole's Still Up,

 And The Canvas Still Spread,

  So Drop
  What You're Doing,

 And Come Give Me Some Head.



 Laughing, Heather
 answered the note and then asked her son to 'Take this to the poor man upstairs'. The note read:

 I'm Sure That Your Pole's

 The Best In The
  Land.

 But I'm Busy Right Now,

 So Do It By
 Hand!