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LITERAL MEANINGS

Views(1893) Created(6-10-07) Category ( Dirty )

A man is in a hotel reception and wants to ask the receptionist a question. As he turns to go to the desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and his elbow pokes her in the tits. They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your Dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 214."

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On June 17th 2007 TBhomey Said :
TBhomey lol
On June 12th 2007 SRaulerson Said :
SRaulerson I love it!! ROFLMAO
On June 12th 2007 yourlove67 Said :
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funny
On June 12th 2007 cry4me Said :
cry4me heard it before, but stll love it
On June 12th 2007 elizabitch99 Said :
elizabitch99 thats soooooooooo me!!!!!
On June 12th 2007 inlovewithc17 Said :
inlovewithc17 thats freakin funny ive never heard that before
On June 12th 2007 MichaelsGirl6 Said :
MichaelsGirl6 lol
On June 12th 2007 kidnkittymom Said :
kidnkittymom woo-hoo, good one
On June 12th 2007 hickey8ashlee Said :
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ha ha very funny
On June 12th 2007 crotchrotwedgy Said :
crotchrotwedgy shwing
On June 12th 2007 tigerbaby7644 Said :
tigerbaby7644 nice one
On June 11th 2007 foofmonger Said :
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hehe
On June 11th 2007 yukaze Said :
yukaze lol
On June 11th 2007 LiveandLetDie9 Said :
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Made me lol.
On June 10th 2007 Tirsah Said :
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lol funny funny
On June 10th 2007 cjaskot Said :
cjaskot tehehe
On June 10th 2007 lild97 Said :
lild97 Love it!!!
On June 10th 2007 acecustodio Said :
acecustodio damn... how come when i did that i got slapped?
On June 10th 2007 dbabes Said :
dbabes lol
On June 10th 2007 autigergymnast Said :
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On June 10th 2007 tithof2011 Said :
tithof2011 haha that is funny
On June 10th 2007 krystalmedlin Said :
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lol true hey thats whats up
On June 10th 2007 jillie4evabib Said :
jillie4evabib smart laydee
On June 10th 2007 brillawtf Said :
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haha
On June 10th 2007 Bethiebethbeth Said :
Bethiebethbeth Wow... verry interesting... omg! thats discusting... but then again verry funny! Haha!