Dangerous Discharge

A pregnant woman whose expecting triplets is walking down the street, when out of the bank runsa robber. in the ensuing gun fight, he shoots the woman three times in the stomach.

At the hospital the woman is told that he babies are unhurt, and she gives birth a month later to two girls and one boy.

All goes well for sixteen years untill the mother one day finds one of her daughters crying.

"whats wrong dear?" shes asks concerned.

"well i was doing a wee and a bullet came out!"

"oh" says the woman, releived, and proceeds ro tell her daughter of that fateful day 16 years ago.

 A month passes and the second daughter comes to her mum crying with the same problem.

"not to worry" says the mum. And so she explains of that fateful day 16 years ago.

Another month passes and the boy comes in very concerned and close to tears.

The kindly mother takes the boy in her arms and asks him " Were you doin a wee and a bullet came out? because if you did its okay"

"Nah" replys the lad. "i was havin a wank and shot the dog!!"