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ONE SHOT WONDER

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A man goes into a gun shop for a telescopic rifle sight. The assistant takes one out, points out the window and says: "This baby is so good, you can see right into my house on that hill way over there." The man looks through the sight at the house and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the assistant.
"Well, I can see a naked man chasing a naked woman around your house," replies the customer.
Snatching the 'scope back, the assistant cranes his eye through the sight and sure enough, there is his wife, naked, being hotly pursued by an excited young man. Furious, the assistant says to the man, "If I give you two bullets, will you blow my wife's head off with one and take the man's dick out with the other? I'll give you the telescopic sight for free if you do." "Okay," the man says, as he takes out his rifle and attacks the sight. Taking a quick look through it before loading, he hands one bullet back. "You know what?" he says. "I think I can do this with just one shot."

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On June 17th 2007 TBhomey Said :
TBhomey lol
On May 28th 2007 anderson2b Said :
anderson2b lol i like it
On May 28th 2007 tomjohn116 Said :
tomjohn116 stop posting this joke
On May 27th 2007 gothichik14 Said :
gothichik14 LOL!!!
On May 27th 2007 Toaditup Said :
Toaditup lmao
On May 27th 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said :
TheFrogPrinces Somebody posts this SAME JOKE every friggin day!
On May 27th 2007 BKD1996 Said :
BKD1996 ROTFLMAO