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listen to the doctors advice

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Following a nasty car accident, a man's wife slips into a coma. After spending weeks at her bedside, the husband is summoned to the hospital. "It's amazing" says the Doctor, breathlessly. "While bathing your wife, one of the nurses noticed she responded to her breasts being touched."
The husband is very excited, and asks what he can do. "Well," says the doc, "if one erogenous zone provokes a response, perhaps the others will too." So the husband goes alone into the room, where he slips his hand under the covers and begins to massage her bits. Amazingly, the woman begins to move and even moan a little. The man tells the doctor, waiting outside. "Excellent!" he says. "If she responds like that to your finger, I think you should try oral sex." Nodding, the husband returns to the room - but within minutes the heart monitor alarms go off, and the medics pile into the room. "What happened?" shouts the doctor, as he checks the prone woman's pulse. "I'm not sure," replies the man, looking sheepish. "I think she choked."

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On May 28th 2007 peterdrummond Said :
peterdrummond ur about the 30th person to post this but yeah
On May 25th 2007 smartalec1 Said :
smartalec1 *sigh* again this is the 5th time today i've read this
On May 20th 2007 lonleyboyage30 Said :
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On May 20th 2007 dustinsidiot Said :
dustinsidiot OMG!!! THATS TOO FUNNY!!!
On May 20th 2007 gothichik14 Said :
gothichik14 Wow. Funny.
On May 20th 2007 minicook Said :
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thats really funny
On May 20th 2007 domj2005 Said :
domj2005 i like my joke =]