forgive me father for i have sinned

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Father Patrick was talking to his replacement in a small village church. ‘Father Michael,’ he says, ‘you’ll be looking after my flock from now on.’ ‘But where do I start?’ the young priest replies. ‘You’ve been hearing confessions for over 50 years, I’ll be lost.’ ‘Don’t worry,’ says Father Patrick, ‘I’ve written a list of sins and absolutions on the wall in the confessional box. Look up the sin and it will tell you next to it what to say. After a while you’ll get to know the congregation and you’ll be okay.’ One week later, Father Michael is sitting in the confessional box looking at his mentor’s list when his first visitor arrives. ‘Forgive me Father, for I have sinned,’ says a female voice. ‘I had to give my husband a blowjob last night.’ The priest searches the wall but can’t find the correct reply anywhere. In desperation he pulls open the curtain of the box and stops a choirboy. ‘Oi! What did the old priest give for a blowjob?’ ‘A Kit-Kat,’ the lad replies.

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On May 31st 2007 domj2005 Said :

	for those who dont know a kit-kat is a chocolate bar

On May 28th 2007 Interested1992 Said :

	I dont get it

On May 25th 2007 kathiloca Said :

	OMG! Thats soo wrong!! LOL

On May 20th 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said :

	lol

On May 20th 2007 dustinsidiot Said :

	i DONT UNDERSTAND iT...

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