Clever boy

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Created(5-20-07)

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Little 10-year-old Freddie goes for a long weekend with his uncle, a wealthy Hampshire farm owner. One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of-breath Freddie who shouts out, ‘Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is fucking the cow!’ Uncle John, highly embarrassed, takes young Freddie aside, and explains that a certain amount of decorum is required. ‘You should have said, “The bull is surprising the cow” – not some filth picked up in the playground,’ he says. A few days later, Freddie comes in again as his aunt and uncle are entertaining. ‘Uncle John! The bull is surprising the cows!’ The adults share a knowing grin. Uncle John says, ‘Thank you, Freddie, but surely you meant to say the cow, not cows. A bull cannot “surprise” more than one cow at a time, you know …’ ‘Yes, he can!’ replies his obstinate nephew. ‘He’s fucking the horse!’

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On June 17th 2007 TBhomey Said :

	lol

On May 28th 2007 cowgirl182 Said :

	to the bottom person, i accually think that it would make an excelent cow horse( the ones that work cattle) cause it would be half cow, but you probbally would call it something like horsttle..(horse/cattle) or something like that :o

On May 25th 2007 smartalec1 Said :

	thats stupid

On May 20th 2007 blah2blah Said :

	lol thatd be a littlw weird

On May 20th 2007 LedgeTM Said :

	i dnt get it lol

On May 20th 2007 dustinsidiot Said :

	WOW.. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THAT BREED OF ANiMALS?

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