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After years of milking cows

Views(544) Created(5-20-07) Category ( Dirty )

After years of milking cows with the traditional stool-and-squirt method, Farmer Giles finds he has enough money to order a high-tech milking machine. The equipment arrives a few days later and, realising his wife is out for the day, decides to test the machine on himself first.

After setting it up, he quickly eases his beef bayonet into the equipment and flicks the switch. The sucking teat pleasures him better than his wife ever could, but when it's over the machine will not release his member. In desperation, the farmer calls the Customer Service Hotline. "Hello," he winces, "I've just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but, er, how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"

"Don't worry." Replies the rep. "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."



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On June 1st 2007 MastaStubs Said :
MastaStubs that is 1 of the best jocke i ever herd
On May 26th 2007 Galaxy1000 Said :
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mega lol
On May 25th 2007 01fer Said :
01fer lol this is funny
On May 25th 2007 smartalec1 Said :
smartalec1 this is an old one
On May 25th 2007 kathiloca Said :
kathiloca Haha...dumb ass!
On May 20th 2007 blah2blah Said :
blah2blah haha
On May 20th 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said :
TheFrogPrinces poor guy
On May 20th 2007 WhattTheFluff Said :
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omg. wow. 0_0
On May 20th 2007 dustinsidiot Said :
dustinsidiot LMFAO!!!! DUDE! THATS TOO FUNNY!
On May 20th 2007 MiniPoof91 Said :
MiniPoof91 LMAO! lol. that's great! ! ! I'm sure he has a long way to go
On May 20th 2007 CarriBou Said :
CarriBou hahaha thats funny!!!