Machanical arm

So this soldier just got back from war, and sits at the bar orders a drink, guy next to him says what happened to your arm, the soldier says lost it in the war, but they fixed me up with this machanical arms so whatever I tell it to do it does, by that time the bartender is bringing him his drink,the soldier says watch: pick up the glass, the arm picks the glass up, put it to my mouth, the arm puts it to his mouth, tilt the glass, the arm tilts the glass and he drinks his drink. After a few drinks, and telling war stories the solder has to go piss, so he exuses himself and makes his way into the restroom. He gets to the urinal and say unzip my pants, the arm unzips his pants, pull it out, the arm pulls it out and he urinates, he finishes and tells the arm to shake it, the arm shakes it, the soldier then says ohhhhhhh that fells good shake it again, the arm shakes it again, then the soldier says jerk it off, the arm jerks his d*ck off, the soldier looks at his d*ck in his machanical hand and say fu*k me, the arm brings his d*ck around to his *sshole and shoves it in, the soldier says lookat that s*it and the arm shoves his d*ck into his eye.