HILARIOUS

A MAN WAS TRAVELING ON THE ROAD.AND WELL HE HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM VERY BAD (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN) ANYWAYS THE NEXT GAS STATION WAS TOO FAR AWAY AND HE HAD TO USE IT VERY BAD!LUCKILY FOR HIM HE SEEN A LITTLE SHACK ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.SO HE WENT THERE AND DID HID DO...WELL AFTER HE WAS DONE HE LOOKED AROUND FOR TISSUE AND THERE WAS NONE THERE.HE DIDNT WANNA LEAVE WITHOUT...YOU KNOW...WIPING.THEN HE SAW A NOTE AND NEXT TO IT WAS A HOLE.THE NOTE SAID "WIPE YOUR TWO FINGERS,PUT YOUR THEM THROUGH THE HOLE AND YOUR FINGERS WILL BE LICKED CLEAN"

FOR A MINUTE HE LOOKED CONFUSED AND DIDNT WANT TO DO IT.BUT HE THOUGHT AND WELL...HE HAD NO CHOICE.SO HE DID AND STUCK HIS HAND THROUGH THE A WHOLE.A MAN WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM AND HAD TWO BRICKS IN HIS HANDS AND SMASHED THE GUY'S FINGERS TOGETHER.

THE MAN SCREAMED AND PUT HIS HAND IN HIS MOUTH...