by dane cook: shitted on the coats

one thing that if you want to be remebered by go to a party and shit on the coats then leave becos no one will expect its you. then about an hour later a person would come in to the room and come out and say '' i belive some one has shit on the coats.'' like you would hate to be the barerer of bad news so you say. '' i think some on has or might have shitted around the or on the coat area.''