POLICE OFFICER!!!!

A MAN WHO IS DRIVING A CAR WAS STOPED BY A POLICE OFFICER.  THE OFFICER SAID, YOU WERE GOING AT LEAST 75 IN A 55 ZONE.  THE MAN SAID, NO SIR I WAS GOING 60.  HIS WIFE IN THE PASSENGER SEAT SAID, OH HARRY, YOU WERE GOING 80.  THE OFFICER SAID, IM ALSO GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE YOU A TICKET FOR YOUR BROKEN TAIL LIGHT.  THE MAN REPLIES, BROKEN TAIL LIGHT?  I DIDNT KNOWW ABOUT A BROKEN TAIL LIGHT.  HIS WIFE CHIMES IN AGAIN, OH HARRY YOU KNOWN ABOUT THAT TAIL LIGHT FOR WEEKS.  THE OFFICER SAID, IM ALSO GOING TO HAVE TO WRITE YOU A CITATION FOR NOT WEARING YOUR SEAT BELT. THE MAN QUICKLY RESPONDS, OH, I JUST TOOK IT OFF AS YOU WERE WALKING TO THE CAR. AND ONCE AGAINFROM THE PASSENGER SEAT, OH HARRY, YOU NEVER WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT.

HARRY HAD FINALLY HAD IT AND TURNS TO HIS WIFE AND SHOUTS, SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH RIGHT NOW!  THE OFFICER TURNS TO THE WOMEN AND ASKS, MA'AM, DOES YOUR HUSBAND TALK TO YOU THIS WAY ALL THE TIME?  SHE SAYS, NO SIR, ONLY WHEN HE'S DRUNK.