10 more things about Chuck Norris

1.There is no theory of eavolution,just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live

2.If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may only have seconds to live.

3.Chuck Norris counted to the last digit of pie

4.Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip

5.Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

6.Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

7.Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

8.Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

9.Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

10.'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.