10 things about Chuck Norris

1.  Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his strength and rugged good looks

2. When Chuck Norris gets drunk he doesn't throw up he throws down 

3 . The Boogie Man checks his closet for Chuck Norris

4. Rumor has it Chuck Norris has another fist under his beard he has no chin 

5 . They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper but it didn't work because just like Chuck Norris it wouldn't take shit from any body

6. Legend has it he uses  sheets of graters as toilet paper

7 . Chuck Norris once went back in time and stopped Lee Harvey Oswald from shooting JFK because the bullets reflected off his beard but JFK died because his head exploded in amazement

8 . The only reason Chuck Norris uses  guns is because the bullets run away from him

9.The creators of Mortal Combat once made Chuck Norris as a character but once they tested how it would turn out they found out he was too powerful and could beat the final boss in one hit

10.When the devil came to take Chuck Norris' soul Chuck Norris beat the Devil bad and he should of saw it coming so now they play poker every other Wensday