Genie

A guy walks into a bar with little man playing a piano sitting on his shoulder. The bartender asks the man how he got it. The man replies, "There is genie outside that will grant you one wish." The bartender walks outside and wishes for "a million bucks." He gets a million ducks. Fustrted, the bartender storms back in, yelling, "That genie is a rip-off!" The man says, "Duh! You really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?!"