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Created: 08/13 2008
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The Top 17 Things You Can Learn Abo

 

 

 

  1. Post-sex cuddling is like soccer: It's hugely popular in other parts of the world, but guys in the U.S. simply don't give a shit.

     

  2. It is critical that one verifies the sex of the participants before the start of the event.

     

  3. The pole vaulter sprints to the pit, sticks the pole, reaches climax, collapses onto the matt and leaves -- all in under 10 seconds. And he might even be awarded a medal. So stop your whining, already, woman!

     

  4. Nobody remembers who came second.

     

  5. Just like in wrestling: Slam a guy to the floor and pin him for a few seconds, and *boom* it's pretty much over.

     

  6. The person finishing in the fastest time gets to high-tail it off to Disneyland! WOO-HOO!!

     

  7. A sandy, sweaty, girl-on-girl ass smack can be more effective than Viagra.
  8. Be careful! If your ladyfriend bends too far backward while she's on top, she could get flung up and over a 19-foot-high bar by the spring-back of your junk.

     

  9. Whatever you do, don't want to lose fluids too early.

     

  10. Like sex, there's a lot more to water polo than simply thrashing around and slamming your balls between the uprights.

     

  11. Getting laid is like the biathlon -- your scoring chances are greater if you carry a weapon.

     

  12. No matter how hard you try, synchronizing is a bitch.
  13. "Doing it doggie style" means something entirely different at Beijing restaurants.

     

  14. You prepare for it your whole life, but the moment is over in mere seconds.

     

  15. Shaving reduces friction.

     

  16. Compliment a female weight lifter on her snatch at your own risk.

     

    and the Number 1 Thing You Can Learn About Sex by Watching the Olympics...

     

  17. Watching the experts and following along by yourself at home is often more gratifying than actually participating.


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On August 17th 2008 dan4tr Said: 
dan4tr ik great stuff
On August 14th 2008 plaballa Said: 
plaballa those r pretty good..i really lyk the 1 dats says "The pole vaulter sprints to the pit, sticks the pole, reaches climax, collapses onto the matt and leaves -- all in under 10 seconds. And he might even be awarded a medal. So stop your whining, already, woman!"!
On August 13th 2008 rebelhottie Said: 
rebelhottie ummm ok
On August 13th 2008 muhfish Said: 
muhfish eh