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Controversial Jokes Of Questionable

Views(93) Created(4-16-07) Category ( Bar )

Ok if you are easily offended, just get out now!  These jokes are extremely harsh, but i do not mean anything bad by them.  Im not verbaly attacking any race, gender, or religion on perpouse....i just love controversial stuff.

 

I expect to get a lot of hateful comments from people)

Enjoy

What's better than winning a race in the special Olympics?......Having legs.

Why do German shower heads have eleven holes?.....Because Jews only have ten fingers.

What do you call a girl in west Virginia that can outrun all her brothers?....A virgin

What's green and crawls up a mothers leg?...A homesick abortion

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?...I dunno what you get, but i know i get a hard on.

Why doesn't Jesus eat M&M's?...Because they keep falling through the holes in his hand.

Why do women have orgasms?...So they have something else to moan about.

What sits in the corner and gets red over time?...a retard with a potato peeler

Have you seen Ray Charles' new piano!?!?...Neither did he!

Why did Steve Irwin put sunscreen lotion on?....Cause he was going to catch some killer rays!

What do you do if an epileptic has an attack in the bath tub?...Throw your washing in

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive?....Because she was a woman.

Why did no one hear Helen Keller fall down the well?...because she had her mittens on.

What happened when Helen Keller fell down the stairs?...She about screamed her hands off.

Why does Helen Keller Masturbate with two hands?...She needs to moan with one.

(yeah i know Helen Keller jokes are mean...but she'll never hear them)

Why are womens vagina's so close to their assholes?...So you can carry 'em like a six pack

I bought a Suddam Hussein shirt today, its a bit tight around the neck, but it hangs well

What do you call a black man with ginger hair?...Duracell

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?...Seizure salad

Why does a doctor wear a bullet proof vest when a Pakistani woman gives birth?...because they have a uterus like an AK/47

What do you do if the wife comes out of the kitchen to complain to you?....Shorten her chain!

 

There are a lot more i want to put...and i eventually will when everyone knows I'm doing this for fun, and not trying to be mean to any specific person/race.  I dont hate anyone, this is just funny to read. 

Sorry if anyone is offended!!!!!!

Love Jake


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On June 16th 2007 Jarrettsdance Said :
Jarrettsdance lol i'm not offended but those are pretty bad :D funny stuff man!
On June 16th 2007 derXluftbar Said :
derXluftbar Haha. that's funny! ;]
On April 18th 2007 dureall Said :
dureall I think they'er funny, I dont offend easy, I realize it's just a joke, others should too.
On April 17th 2007 mommyjess530 Said :
mommyjess530 i figured you would like some of these. enjoy! what do you call a black guy in a sleeping bag? a snickers what do you call 2 black guys in a sleeping bag? a twix what do you call 2 black guys and a white chick in a sleeping bag RAPE ------------------------------------------ how do u know a redneck chick has her period? she's only wearing 1 sock ------------------------------------------------- what do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? quater pounder wit cheese ---------------------------------------------- what did the lil black boy say when he had diharea? HELP! im melting --------------------------------------------------- what did hitler get is 5 year old daughter for her birthday? an easy bake oven. ------------------------------------------------- how do you kill 100 ethiopians at once? throw a peice of bread of a cliff --------------------------------------------------- Why are black peoples nostrils so big? Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them ------------------------------------------- How can you tell a black person is lying? there lips are moving