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12 Year Old's Revenge

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A 12 year old boy walks into a whorehouse with his dead frog tied on a string.

"Can I help you?" asked the lady up front.

"Are all of your girls clean?" the little boy said.

"Well, all of them are, except for Amber," she replied.

The little boy exclaims that he'll take her. The lady looks at him skeptically as he says "I have the money. I'll pay up front."

The lady let's him go ahead.  When the little boy comes back out again, she is curious.

"Of all the girls in the house, why did you pick Amber?" she wondered.

"Well, my parents are out celebrating their anniversary, so I have my babysitter, Jen. And she just can't resist little boys. So me and her will have some fun.  Then when daddy goes to take her home, they will have some fun, because he likes younger girls. This passes along the STD to my babysitter and my daddy.  When he get's home, he and mommy will have sex, and mommy will get the STD.  Finally, when daddy leaves for work tomorrow morning, mommy will have sex with the mailman, and he'll get the STD."

The lady just stares at him and says, "What is the point of all this?"

"Simple," relies the boy. "The mailman is the bastard that ran over my pet frog."



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On September 8th 2008 wateverxx Said :
wateverxx Okay ppl if its posted already maybe they thought it was funny and wanted to post it...
On April 14th 2008 piecake102 Said :
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nice joke! =) very funny!!!
On November 3rd 2007 andywatkins Said :
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fuk of exodiafinder n gd joke this like :)
On September 1st 2007 wolfvalentine Said :
wolfvalentine lmao hell naw lmao
On July 7th 2007 Exodiafinder Said :
Exodiafinder already posted
On July 7th 2007 Flash84 Said :
Flash84 lol funny
On July 6th 2007 sobrien88 Said :
sobrien88 thats cute and funny