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Bumble Bee

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One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".

The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".

The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina."

The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it."

So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper".

So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.

He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.

The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he blasted.

The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard!!"

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On March 12th 2008 imnotgay90 Said :
imnotgay90 nice way to get a guy to let ya fuck his wife! that was pretty funny! lol!
On October 25th 2007 williamscott7 Said :
williamscott7 wooooooow
On June 21st 2007 Freeatbirth93 Said :
Freeatbirth93 freak!!
On June 6th 2007 Freeman4all Said :
Freeman4all nice one
On June 4th 2007 Jokilolo Said :
Jokilolo LMAO! i wouldn't like that doctor to much
On May 26th 2007 iwishiwereemo Said :
iwishiwereemo LMAO!!!!!!!!
On May 26th 2007 inlovewithc17 Said :
inlovewithc17 that was really funny i would be mad if i was a guy and that happend to me
On May 26th 2007 ieatpuppies Said :
ieatpuppies LmFaO
On May 26th 2007 loopyloopa Said :
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XD
On May 26th 2007 Sillyjessy Said :
Sillyjessy wow
On May 26th 2007 InDyiz2CutE Said :
InDyiz2CutE hahahha wow..LMAO! Das so0o BRAZY! Da Doc iz So0o WOW..n da HuSbanf iz dum 4 lettin him..LMAO!
On May 26th 2007 leggett16 Said :
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fuckin amazing hahaa
On May 26th 2007 atmercedes Said :
atmercedes lol
On May 26th 2007 MichaelsGirl6 Said :
MichaelsGirl6 lmfao! but...then again...ewww. lol
On May 26th 2007 Toaditup Said :
Toaditup lol
On May 26th 2007 salamanteri Said :
salamanteri gosh.. this really is a good one..
On May 24th 2007 angie4u13 Said :
angie4u13 wow thats awesome
On May 24th 2007 pabby6 Said :
pabby6 thats was funny
On May 24th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg ha ha
On May 24th 2007 Pinky0019 Said :
Pinky0019 OMG!! THAT IS FREAKEN FUNNY AS CRAP!!
On May 24th 2007 xkaelee Said :
xkaelee lmfao!!!
On May 24th 2007 mhorse12 Said :
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Thats the best joke I've heard in a long time!!
On May 24th 2007 Exodiafinder Said :
Exodiafinder nice