My husband just delivers babies, he

At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician’s wife noticed another guest, a big, over sexed blonde, was making overtures at her husband. It was a large, informal gathering, so she tried to laugh it off until she saw them disappear into a bedroom together. At once she rushed into the room, pulled the two apart and screamed,

“Look lady!
My husband just delivers babies, he doesn’t INSTALL them!