Not that way!!!

There were these two guys outside on a winter day, they needed to measure a light pole, but they didn't know how.

Just then a strong looking women walked by and said she knew how to, so she took a wrench the guys had and un-tightened the bolts and screws and laid the pole down on the ground.

Then she took the measuring tape out and measured it. Just then one of the guys stopped her and said they wanted the height not the length!