You Might Be a Redneck...

You Might Be In A Redneck Volunteer Fire Department If...

1. -your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing on the way to the scene.
   
2. -you have naked lady mud flaps on your pumper.
   
3. -your firehouse has wheels.
   
4. -you've ever gotten back and found out you locked yourselves out of the firehouse.
   
5. -Fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire gettin' drunk.
   
6. -you've ever let a person's house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt on their ground.
   
7. -at least one vehicle in the firehouse still has decorations on it from the Halloween Parade and it's January.
   
8. -your personnel vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it.
   
9. -you don't own a Dalmation, but you do have a coon dog named Sparky.
   
10. -you've ever walked through a christmas display and came up with more than 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck.
    
11. -your rescue truck can smoke the tires.
    
12. -your department's name is misspelled on the equipment.
    
13. -your engine had to be towed in the last Christmas Parade.
    
14. -dispatch can't mention your name without laughing.
    
15. -the local news crew won't put your department on TV because you embarassed them last time.
    
16. -your defib consists of a pair of jumper cables, a marine battery, and a fish finder.
    
17. -you've ever taken a girl on a date in a pumper.
    
18. -your pumper has been on fire more times than it has been to a fire.
    
19. -your pumper smokes more than the house fire.
    
20. -the only time the trucks leave the station is on bingo night.