Strawberry

It was the first day of school, and Jimmy had learned a new word at summer camp.........

When he got to class he told his teacher,"I learned a new word at summer camp.Srawberry!"

The teacher said, "What?!To the principal now!"

When Jimmy reached the principals office, the principal asked, "Your teacher says you said a bad word. What did you say, Jimmy?"

"Strawberry." younge jim said.

"Expelled!" the principal said, "Get out now!"

When Jimmy got home, his mother met him at the door, and said "Why are you home so early?"

Jimmy put his head down and said, "I'm expelled because I said-strawberry..."

"Get out of my house!" Jimmy's mother said.

Jimmy began to cry as the door was slammed in his face, and as he crossed the street he was hit by a car.

The Moral Of The Story Is: Look both ways before you cross the street. :P