Gruesome!!

During a parade in Scotland, a voluptuous 18 year old Scottish woman observes all the men walking by in their kilts and wonders if it's true what they say - Scotsmen don't wear anything under their kilts.

So, she steps into the parade line and pulls one of the burly men to the side asking, "Is it true what they say?  Do you truly wear nothin' beneath yer kilt?"

To which the man replies, "Well, look fer yerself little darlin'!"

So, the young lady bends down and sticks her head beneath the kilt.  She shrieks and falls back on her arse.  She says, " 'Tis Gruesome!!"

The man laughs and says, "Look again!  'Tis grew some more!!"