Old couple

An old man and his ever nagging wife deside to go to Jerusalem for there 60th wedding anniversary. While on vaction the old mans wife dies. He goes down to the funeral director who tells him that for 500 dollars he can have his wife buried in the holy land but shipping her to america would cost 5000. The man says he would like her remains sent back to America, when the funeral director questioned this the old man replyed. "Once along time ago there was a man who died here and three days later rose from his grave. I just cant take that chance."