funny

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears.

Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, �Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true.� The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted, �WINE�. The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool. Next is the Russian�s turn, he did the same and shouted, �VODKA� and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The German was next and he jumped and shouted, �BEER�. He was so contented with his beer pool. The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, �SHIT!!!!!!!����

MORAL OF THE STORY: Mind your language, you never know what it will land you in