Koala
A koala goes into a bar, he starts having a few drinks and runs into a prostitute.
The koala ends up going to a sleazy hotel with her
Once they've done the act. The prostitute looks at the koala and says "What about my money?" The koala replies "What do you mean?" The prostitute grabs a dictionary opens it to a certain page and reads: "Prosititute; someone who you pay for sexual intercourse with" The koala snatches the dictionary from her and says "Koala; eats roots and leaves"
Please Login to post comments| On April 5th 2008 pengz666 Said: |
| Yeah im Australian and roots makes way more sense. |
| On March 19th 2008 cjaskot Said: |
| ok, i have no idea what book you guys are talking about...but i heard this joke from one of my AUSTRALIAN friends.. and to them, ROOTS, makes more sence in this joke. whatever..shoots...roots, whatever makes you guys happy... =\ |
| On January 10th 2008 poet77 Said: |
| that long comment down there is good for one thing--it does explain it but damn why do we need to know his disgusting fancies? |
| On December 30th 2007 DoodleSnicks Said: |
| oh ya, i remember that book. ha ha that was funny |
| On December 30th 2007 andreoxygen Said: |
| ok at first I was going to defend you against jason down here but I actually woke up and read your joke and his reply. Good ol jay down there has it right and those who thought your joke was funny are either semi retarded or just woke up. I read your reply to his comment you said eats shoots and leaves don't make sense so let me tell you the meaning of your own joke which if you don't know what your own joke means you should not post. OK the real punch line is koala: eats shoots and leaves. ok lets go word by word Kaola is your jokes character. Eats means "the act of eating out a girl also known as going down on the girl or licking her pussy(by the way is nasty to do to a hooker but hey that might be your future job) ok now shoots here is where you go confused roots makes no sense but shoots is the act of cumming or shooting his sperm probably on her face maybe ear or my favorite her hair. Any way now leaves means walks out says goodbye. So when he was showing her the definition he was saying he ate her shot his load and is leaving without paying. Get it good |
| On December 30th 2007 jasondardeen Said: |
| actually they made a book about it and its called eats shoots and leaves (as in bamboo shoots) so please if you are going to quote something quote it correctly thank you |
| On December 30th 2007 waza660 Said: |
| hahahaha funny!!!!!! |
| On December 30th 2007 Teka98 Said: |
| lmfao good one |
| On December 29th 2007 heathsgurl94 Said: |
| lmao!!! haha that thats hilarious. |
| On December 28th 2007 rockbkb123 Said: |
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| LMAO....... LUV IT.... SO FUNNY!!!! |
| On December 28th 2007 iluvballet12 Said: |
| lolololololololololololoolololoo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii luuuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvvvvvv ittttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
