ghosts and santa

One night a theif broke into a hotel, stole some jewels and fell asleep. He woke up to "I'm the ghost of hickry fable, cut of your balls and put 'em on a table", so he did and died. The next night another theif broke in, stole some jewels and fell asleep. He also woke up to "I'm the ghost of hickry fable, cut of your balls and put 'em on a table", he did and died. Then one night Santa came down the chimney all slick, ate and drank his cookies and milk and fell asleep. "I'm the ghost of hickry fable, cut of your balls and put 'em on a table". He replied "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, touch my balls and I'll kick yer ass."