Sick yet Funny

Little Jenny walked into the living room to see her dad jacking off

"Daddy what's that?" she said

"well this is my friend Jacob" her dad replied

"can i play with Jacob?" jenny said with a pleading look on her face

"Well....as long as you don't tell mommy then sure" said her father

So Jenny played with Jacob for a little bit

****later that night *****

Jenny goes into her parents room "Daddy i can't sleep, can i play with Jacob again?"

Her dad responds "OK, just remember don't tell mommy"

Jenny's dad had fell asleep while his daughter was playing with Jacob, and woke up the next morning to see that Jacob was gone!

"*screaming* Jenny! where did Jacob go?"

Jenny responded "He spit at me...so i bit him off'