Ghosts? What's A Ghost Janey?

Jane came home from school one day and quickly ran to the bathroom. After forty minutes of waiting, her mother told her to get out! 

    She went off to play softball with a bright red ring around her butt. After the game her and her family were driving home. She was terrified of ghost, so her mom started talking about them. Then her brother asked, "Janey, what are ghosts?"

    She replied in a hurry. "They're just people with unfinished business. You can turn into a ghost, go to heaven, go to hell, or llive another life."

    Her mom quickly interuppded (?) her brother and said, "Janey bear, it looks like you're gonna be a ghost, cause after today, I still don't think your done with your business!"