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Created: 12/05 2007
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Bible Seller

There was a sign that said, "Wanted Bible Salesmen" outside of a church. 3 men walked in. 1 of them had a stutter. The preacher hired them all and told them whoever sold the most bibles would get a bonus pay at the end of the day. They set out to sale the bibles.

Later they returned. The preacher asked the first man how many he sold, "

15" he said.

He asked the second man how many he sold.

"25" he said.

He asked the third man who stuttered how many he sold.

"500"

"How in the world did you sell 500 bibles?" the preacher asked.

"I said 'D-d-d-do y-y-you want to b-b-buy o-o-one or d-d-do y-y-y-you me to r-r-read it to you ?'

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On May 28th 2008 lardpiles Said: 
lardpiles ohhhhh! at first I was like "what?" but then I figured it out, I guess I'm a little SLOWWWW there..
On March 11th 2008 seethrough3381 Said: 
seethrough3381 hahaha lol
On February 12th 2008 HumanF17TH Said: 
HumanF17TH lmao!!
On February 11th 2008 mitchy8125 Said: 
mitchy8125 HAHAHA!
On February 10th 2008 Ostupid1 Said: 
Ostupid1 Halarious!
On December 23rd 2007 donkaii Said: 
donkaii loooooooool xD