The Old Boy From Tennessee

One day a boy walked into a classroom. The teacher asked, "What's your name, son?"

"I'm the old boy from Tennessee, I'll kick your ass from tree to tree"

"That's not funny your going to the principals office!" she yelled.

In the office the principal asks, "What's your name son?"

"I'm the old boy from Tennessee, I'll kick your ass from tree to tree."

"That's not funny, I'm taking you to jail!" says the principal.

In jail the sheriff asks, "What's your name, son?"

"i'm the old boy from Tennessee, I'll kick your ass from tree to tree."

"That's not funny! I'm taking you to boot camp."

At boot camp the drill sergant asks, "what's your name, son?"

"I'm the old boy from Tennessee, I'll kick you ass from tree to tree"

"I'm sending you to HELL!" the sergant spits in his face.

In Hell the Devil asks, "What's your name, son?"

"I'm the old boy from Tennessee, I'll kick your ass from tree to tree."

The Devil looks at him and says, "That's real nice, son, but: I'm the old boy from down below, I'll burn your ass from head to toe."