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Davids

Views(253) Created(8-14-06) Category ( Redneck )

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?" he asked. "David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered. "They're all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?" "Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come running in." "And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?" "I just say, 'David, come eat your dinner'," she answered. "But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" The woman smiled and said, "Easy. I start calling them by their last names."

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On June 8th 2007 AdroitFixation Said :
AdroitFixation that is too funny. everybody back home knows me as david
On March 5th 2007 firefighter37 Said :
firefighter37 LOL...you know my ex wife??...lol...
On January 16th 2007 lambofgod66 Said :
lambofgod66 lol thats life now days.
On December 26th 2006 TheFauxPenguin Said :
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lol, that's o-sim(awesome)
On November 27th 2006 Chegpaul Said :
Chegpaul o snap, thats freakin awesome lol
On November 12th 2006 preeliobungho Said :
preeliobungho well, that's kind of fucked up
On November 1st 2006 liszeynicole66 Said :
liszeynicole66 haha.... =)