mommy almost died
Views(5158)
Created(3-3-07)
Category ( Dirty )
Created(3-3-07)
Category ( Dirty )
One day this little girl's dad came home and she runs up to him.
"Daddy, the cat died today!"
"Well, darling," said the dad. "That's just something that happens."
"But why are his arms and legs up in the air?"
"Well, darling, that's just something they do." She takes the death fairly well and doesn't mention it until a few days later. When the dad comes home, she runs up to him.
"Daddy, Daddy, Mommy almost died today!"
"What are you talking about?"
"I came downstairs and I heard her screaming 'Oh Jesus, take me, take me!' And she had her arms and legs up in the air and if it hadn't been for the mailman tring to revive her she would have died."
| On June 23rd 2008 redorka Said : | |
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I agree with willaimscott7.
Lol |
| On April 27th 2008 SMK93 Said : | |
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OMG that is not funny |
| On November 3rd 2007 williamscott7 Said : | |
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WHAT IS IT WITH WOMEN AND SCREWING THE MAILMAN ANYWAY?!? |
| On August 16th 2007 everythingicy Said : | |
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i agree wit emolover669 |
| On August 6th 2007 emolover669 Said : | |
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WTF!? Why does almost every joke have to do with someone fucking the mailman or the milkman? |
| On July 14th 2007 JoshPartin Said : | |
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yea, u suk balls |
| On June 20th 2007 PLW2010 Said : | |
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this is definatly not how this goes! you gave the lazy fucked up version! you suk balls!!!!!! |
| On June 16th 2007 teenak916 Said : | |
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lol thats so fcked up |
| On May 5th 2007 cheetahgirl92 Said : | |
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that is messed up but funny lol
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| On April 24th 2007 lil1flower Said : | |
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oh...my..god |
| On April 21st 2007 ziz908 Said : | |
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hmmm. |
| On April 15th 2007 mlynnmda Said : | |
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ooo i bet dad is pissed |
| On March 24th 2007 ncaduvnrubvewu Said : | |
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ooo i wonder wat the daddy is going 2 do now?!?!=D |
| On March 18th 2007 oreoash Said : | |
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that is funny
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| On March 4th 2007 bubblelove Said : | |
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tehehe funni shit |
| On March 4th 2007 jessicalynn79 Said : | |
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lol i love this one |
| On March 3rd 2007 Sup3rbiTch Said : | |
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lol thats funny as hell |
| On March 3rd 2007 hankiepooh Said : | |
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thats okay |
| On March 3rd 2007 Ashleygirl09 Said : | |
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omg thats funny but fucked up in a way |
| On March 3rd 2007 doublen209 Said : | |
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HAHAHAHA!! NOW THAT'S FUNNY |
| On March 3rd 2007 lovealwaysreek Said : | |
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omg that is soo funny but unbelievable messed up ha ha !! |
| On March 3rd 2007 mickeywifey Said : | |
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hahahahaahahaahahahahahaahaha |
| On March 3rd 2007 Mudfudge1 Said : | |
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i dont get it |
| On March 3rd 2007 Angelscarab Said : | |
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Ops. |
| On March 3rd 2007 hoopsters22 Said : | |
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that's frekin hilarious |


