dynamite
A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him.
He takes off his shirt and the blonde says,
"What a great chest you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite, baby."
He takes off his pants and the blonde says,
"What massive calves you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite, baby."
He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes
running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite
after I saw how short the fuse was."
Please Login to post comments| On July 27th 2009 TheSassycutie Said: |
| WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
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| On July 11th 2009 HellsingFanati Said: |
| XD owned! |
| On June 16th 2009 Lapickles1 Said: |
| wow |
| On February 28th 2009 foxdemonx Said: |
| BURN!!! XD |
| On December 14th 2008 bettyross9 Said: |
| LOL LOL LOL |
| On December 10th 2008 BaldKing Said: |
| ouch |
| On November 19th 2008 TheWiraffe Said: |
| WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
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| On November 7th 2008 divagirl1092 Said: |
| cute lol |
| On November 6th 2008 rstegbauer Said: |
| *stunned* |
| On August 31st 2008 mymyspacesux Said: |
| hahahahahahahaha!!wow!! |
| On July 9th 2008 Mariofan30 Said: |
| Lol do you need an ice pack?Cause you just got brunt! |
| On July 1st 2008 Gemmatron Said: |
| lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
| On June 19th 2008 VbBbTrackE03 Said: |
| lol..that is sad, and sick but funny |
| On June 18th 2008 TmarieZT Said: |
| lmao |
| On June 18th 2008 lilWolfLuver Said: |
| lmao omg lol rofl |
| On June 13th 2008 sadie9595 Said: |
| hahahaha |
| On June 11th 2008 ShaunitaH Said: |
| WOW! THAT WAS FUNNY |
| On June 3rd 2008 1979adam Said: |
| he takes steriods!!!!!! LOL |
| On June 1st 2008 selena130 Said: |
| that was funny good one |
| On May 15th 2008 ilikepantiesss Said: |
| damn! he got pwned! lmao. |
| On April 19th 2008 ciirbie Said: |
| xD buuuuuuurn. |
| On April 13th 2008 nightmaremist Said: |
| DAMN! |
| On March 22nd 2008 LostSoul1121 Said: |
| he just got BURNT!! |
| On March 20th 2008 MythlogicalGrl Said: |
| HE WAZ TOLD! |
| On March 9th 2008 kailee0811 Said: |
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| That wuz stupid and funny at the same time! One Question HOW IS TAT A DUMB BLONDE JOKE? |
