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Created(2-25-07)
Category ( Men )
Created(2-25-07)
Category ( Men )
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new,shiny watch.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny.
"Nope." replied Jimmy.
"Well, did you get it for Christmas then??
Again Jimmy says "Nope."
"You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny.
"No," said Jimmy.
"I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'.
Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed
to get one for himself.
That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises oflovemaking.
Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in midstroke, turned and said angrily.
"What do you want now?"
"I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said,
"Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet."
"Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny.
"Nope." replied Jimmy.
"Well, did you get it for Christmas then??
Again Jimmy says "Nope."
"You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny.
"No," said Jimmy.
"I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'.
Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed
to get one for himself.
That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises oflovemaking.
Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in midstroke, turned and said angrily.
"What do you want now?"
"I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said,
"Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet."
Please Login to post comments| On April 27th 2008 SMK93 Said : | |
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thats just Wrong |
| On October 16th 2007 crystal2sexy4u Said : | |
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That is just nasty.. |
| On August 29th 2007 Ninjamunky87 Said : | |
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Wow. |
| On June 17th 2007 marie1994 Said : | |
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lol lil johnny is very "experinced" for a lil kid |
| On June 5th 2007 josephqe Said : | |
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xD oh well, little johnny is already messed up enough :] |
| On April 28th 2007 Fordgt150 Said : | |
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instant stupor....wtf....T_T.....lol |
| On April 28th 2007 TorntoRoses Said : | |
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wow that's funny. it'd probably be less disturbing if the audience wasn't his kid though, lol |
| On March 24th 2007 ncaduvnrubvewu Said : | |
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man i would when he get older so jhonny would understand kick his ass sex is disgusting |
| On March 10th 2007 denitarosefarm Said : | |
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thats fucking hilarious!
~nita rose~ |
| On March 9th 2007 jennykraige Said : | |
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uh, gross LOL |
| On February 26th 2007 lysiepiece1127 Said : | |
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haha thats funny |
| On February 26th 2007 jessiegietz Said : | |
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oh thats so wrong |
| On February 26th 2007 himmortal Said : | |
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FUCK THATS WRONG YET HILARIOUS
DUDE YU ROCK |
| On February 26th 2007 Kat031 Said : | |
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Lol!! |
| On February 25th 2007 KarenHalladay Said : | |
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
