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bowl of fruits

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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of fruits. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:
"Red...................cherry"
"Yellow............... lemon"
"Green.................lime"
"Orange...............orange"

Finally, the professor gave them all honey . After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well" he said, "I`ll give you all a clue. It`s what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - they`re assholes!!!"


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On November 3rd 2007 williamscott7 Said :
williamscott7 Uh, joyfull, this is not original. They just changed the beginning, but it's still the same joke.
On March 12th 2007 joyfull004 Said :
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so original. good job!
On February 21st 2007 Zing18 Said :
Zing18 lol thats funny
On February 18th 2007 LinaButtHobbs Said :
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funny....
On February 18th 2007 Stormyleigh Said :
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heard it before but still very funny!!
On February 17th 2007 twistedst Said :
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lol
On February 17th 2007 2cute4u02 Said :
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that was funny
On February 17th 2007 mmmcandy123 Said :
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wow lol
On February 17th 2007 moshizzle07 Said :
moshizzle07 hehe
On February 17th 2007 purpose4love Said :
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thats funny!lol
On February 17th 2007 purpose4love Said :
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thats funny!lol
On February 17th 2007 londonchick50 Said :
londonchick50 lol