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stupid husband

Views(4110) Created(2-17-07) Category ( Dirty )

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied,

"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit."

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On April 27th 2008 SMK93 Said :
SMK93 ROTFL!
On August 14th 2007 thearm1 Said :
thearm1 that hurt
On June 20th 2007 lunabear56 Said :
lunabear56 You guys are RETARDED! It means shes cheating on him and thinks its her lover instead of her husband!JEEZ!
On June 20th 2007 lunabear56 Said :
lunabear56 You guys are RETARDED! It means shes cheating on him and thinks its her lover instead of her husband!JEEZ!
On June 5th 2007 broughtonlori Said :
broughtonlori I'm gonna miss her when I get home. right now I'm on this lake shore and I'm sittin in the sun...... yeah this joke is the answer to why that guy still has a wife
On March 27th 2007 ailacheng Said :
ailacheng SHE PROBABLY MEANT HER HUSBAND...MABE SHE WAS DREAMiN'?
On March 18th 2007 oreoash Said :
oreoash oh my god, if that really happened she could prbably say she was kiding!! but that was F-U-N-N-Y
On March 10th 2007 Ebos Said :
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Haha nice
On February 22nd 2007 EJPJ Said :
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this ia great
On February 21st 2007 JenniferRLake Said :
JenniferRLake freakin classic! lol I died laughing
On February 21st 2007 Zing18 Said :
Zing18 lol thats good!
On February 18th 2007 LinaButtHobbs Said :
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that was some good shit!
On February 18th 2007 zerby88 Said :
zerby88 haha thats funny, funny but bad.
On February 18th 2007 tinklefairypoo Said :
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i lick u....
On February 18th 2007 sobeit07 Said :
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Uhh this was stupid joke..