pissed off drunk

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Created(2-6-07)

Category ( Bar )

A guy walks in the bar totally pissed off from the two hours before. His hair soaked, and his knuckles beet red. He sits at the stool and orders the bartender to give him 3 shots of tequila.
"Alright now, sir, before you get an attitude with me, tell me whats the matter." The guy looks at the bartedner and begins his story.
"Alright man, I was at the bar down the street and I was talkin' to this fine ass hunny. And she was really feelin' me, ya'know?" The bartender looks confused and says "Yea...well, that doesn't sound so bad."
"Yea? Well let me finish. She asked if I wanted to go to her hotel room. Taken aback, I agreed. So I go to her hotel and fool around a bit. And I'm thinking I'm really scoring with this chick. In the midst of doing our "duty" we hear big footsteps comming down the hall. Terrified the girl tells me shes sorry and that she has a boyfriend, but she'd be happy to leave him for me.
Agreeing with everything this girl is saying i agree to hide. So I'm running around this room, and the first place I think of hiding is under the bed, but then, no, thats the first place he'd look. Second, I think of hiding in the bathroom, but of course he'd look there. So, like the fool I am, I decide to dangle from the balcony as her angry boyfriend walks in.
I hear him ranting and raving about how he knows shes foolin around on him and that he'll hunt me down and kill me. So after a few loud noises the boyfriend mysteriously goes into the bathroom and I hear water running.
So, ya'know, I'm thinking this guys gonna take a bath. But then, he returns, and dumps scolding hot water over my head."
"Yea," the bartender says, "I'd be pissed about that too."
"No, I'm not finished. So when I finally think I've taken enough, still dangling from the window sill, the boyfriend, not nearly has had enough, slams the door over my knuckles five times till i scream..."
"Damn, the bartender says. "So thats why your pissed huh?"
"No, I'm not done."
"Well will you please just get to it?"
"Yea, I look down and I'm only two feet off the ground."

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On April 27th 2008 SMK93 Said :

	lol

On February 6th 2007 ashleycornell Said :

	lmao

On February 6th 2007 rosscopecotrai Said :

	haha very funny...NOT!!!!!! plz my 5 year old didnt laugh

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