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Views(3208) Created(12-31-06) Category ( Dirty )

A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day, she dials her home and a strange woman answers. The woman says, " Who is this?" "This is the maid," answered the woman. "We don't have a maid" , said the woman. The maid says, "I was hired this morning by the man of the house. The woman says, "Well, this is his wife. Is he there?" The maid replied, "he is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was his wife." The woman is fuming. she says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" The maid says, "What will I have to do?" The woman tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the jerk and the witch he's with." The maid puts the phone down; the woman hears footsteps and the gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?" The woman says, "Throw them in the swimming pool." Puzzled, the maid answers, "But there's no pool here." A long pause and the woman says, "Is this 555-4821?" No, says the maid.

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On November 3rd 2007 williamscott7 Said :
williamscott7 This isn't the real version! You just switched man with woman!
On July 14th 2007 poopfaceamanda Said :
poopfaceamanda Hahahahahah, Omg.
On July 14th 2007 poopfaceamanda Said :
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On July 14th 2007 poopfaceamanda Said :
poopfaceamanda Hahahahahah, Omg.
On April 24th 2007 lil1flower Said :
lil1flower ohh my god....
On April 22nd 2007 thebob62 Said :
my picture
hahahaha
On April 21st 2007 ziz908 Said :
ziz908 omg.
On March 26th 2007 Domino15 Said :
Domino15 lol she's in trouble!!!!!
On March 24th 2007 Diana540 Said :
Diana540 LOLLLZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!
On March 18th 2007 baileyrenabene Said :
my picture
uh oh
On February 4th 2007 Pinkilicious Said :
Pinkilicious HAHAHAHA! WHOOPS!
On January 27th 2007 ExaltedPoet Said :
ExaltedPoet haha
On January 26th 2007 SARAHCATE Said :
SARAHCATE OMG! wow!
On January 20th 2007 BaByGiRl937 Said :
BaByGiRl937 omg!!!
On January 17th 2007 Sashka355 Said :
Sashka355 lmao